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Bing Blang Blaow Lyrics – A Hilarious Poker Video

Posted on Jun 10, 2009 by Gugel in Videos

This is the new victory song of heads up.  It started as a thread on 2+2 by ch3ckraise and snowballed from there…
It’ll probably be the funniest thing you’ve seen all day.

Here are the lyrics.

I just stacked that dude
Man, that’s another 50 bucks today
Bing blang blaow
You know for now
Bing blang blaow
Is in the house, yea yea yea yea
Checkraise is in the house
Just won 50 dollars from you
I got your money now
So much for buying food
And I’m gonna cash it out
Rooo roo rooo rooo rooo
And rub it on my titties
Rub it on my titties
Rub it on my titties
Rub it on my titties
Rub it on my titties
Rub it on my titties
Cash out on my titties

I’m gonna start this out with bing blang blaow
Checkraise, 3 in the house
I just won 50 dollars from you
That you couldv’e used to buy some food
But you can’t now
Cause im gonna cash it out
And rub it on my titties
so pretty
Like the feeling of the crisp new bill press against my tit
That I just won from Annette
I’m heads up master and I’m dropping this rhyme
But you haters know
That I’ll take you on
And I’ll kick your ass
And take your blinds
At any stake at any site at any time
So when I hit my boomswitch so i can stack a fish and I’m a huge bitch
Cause i know hit that youll pay me off because I called your river bet with nothing but a flush draw

Gimme some of that bing blang blaow
Bing blang blaow
Cash cash cash it out
I got your money now
I just won all your money
Gonna cash it out
Rub it on my tittes
Rub it on my tittes

You know your a donkey right
You’ve just been running hot all night
What’s wrong with you, give me an answer
I hope your mom gets cancer
Your a joke and no doubt you’ll lose that money plus more before you ever cash out
Oh yea, well you can kiss my ass I’ll let you know whats gonna happen to your cash
I ain’t a donk, I’ve been around for a while
And i got the proof — documents on file
I’m gonna cash it out through the bankwire
I can see it now, I got a bankwire
Let it build up my payment requests
Just a matter of time before I rub it on my chest
You wanna rematch, you wanna lose again?
Maybe
You call, gonna be all over baby
Second wonderful time, with the bing blang blaow
Bing blang blaow
Masters in the house
I got your money now
Just won 50 dollars from you
I’m gonna cash it out
I’m gonna use it to buy some food
I’m gonna rub it on my titties
I’m gonna rub rub rub rub rub rub rub
Rub it on my titties
Rub it on my titties
Rub it on my titties
Rub it on my titties
Cash out on my titties

Dear checkraise, we are pleased to inform you that all the necessary documentation is on file and your withdrawal request for 100 dollar has been approved.
Your payment will be processed as a bankwirte to checking account number (beep) 87.  Please allow 7 days for processing.

50 dollars
Bankwire
ATM
Titties

Update: Ch3ckraise and Drybes are working on a new version of Bing Blang Blaow with some witty poker innuendos, 2+2 memes, etc. Check out the 30-second preview at PokerTableRatings.