No Money Heads Up, Everyones Solid

Posted on Feb 14, 2010 by Gugel in Psychology

Im kidding of course.  Theres still plenty of weak, exploitable players in HU (despite what some people think).  At many points in your poker career, youll feel like the game is unbeatable.  Weve all been there, but dedication in the face of adversity is what makes the good players great.

Props to IheardJoeblows for creating the video.  Read the thread to get the inside jokes.  Here are the lyrics:

What?
How the fuck did he call that? Ugh, then he sucks out. Ah fucking motha, ugh. Ugh.
These chips man, theyre fucking crazy. Whats wrong with these chips? Crazy chips! Thats what I call them.
Man, if they werent crazy, they would be like coming towards me in some sort of patternized notion man.

Im quitting the game, when I reach in my wallet
No money heads up, everyones solid.
I move in ahead
And still you gonna call it
Then you suck out, cause everyones solid.

Im quitting the game, when I reach in my wallet
No money heads up, everyones solid.
I move in ahead
And still you gonna call it
Then you suck out, cause everyones solid.

It doesnt make sense, Im on the small tables
but this heads up, it means a small table.
Im really depressed, looking for an anchor
What should i do, stab me in the ankle?
No, I wont do it, this isnt my fault.
Its the government and not enough donks.
The good players just dive bomb and win,
Thinking of a plan when a maniac moves in.

What should i do? Raise every button?
Its like trying to raise Benjamin Button
He doesnt grow up, he just gets younger
and after while he slow plays with under.
Im fucking depressed, working real hard
To be a good player and play with these cards.
And then i realize, Im not that good
I dont have a shot so i really should

Im quitting the game, when I reach in my wallet
No money heads up, everyones solid.
I move in ahead
And still you gonna call it
Then you suck out, cause everyones solid.

Im quitting the game, when I reach in my wallet
No money heads up, everyones solid.
I move in ahead
And still you gonna call it
Then you suck out, cause everyones solid.

Ah man, Im just too lazy to work hard for easy money.
Jay-gee mofus.
Wanna know something? I have a job.
Unlike like you, I work hard during the day.
So maybe Im a little lazy, yea?
You fucking degenerate.
God, what kind of cruel asshole would kick someone when theyre down!?
Jay-gee mofus.


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